Friday, November 12, 2010


im so tired of assholes. why cant there just be an honest person out there... somewhere. anywhere. it would be nice to know that just ONE person in the world isnt trying to fuck you over. i like to post to this blog because absolutely NO ONE looks at it. its like im talking to myself. its nice

Monday, May 10, 2010


Yesterday I had to tell a little old lady that her 80lb dog, Frosty, had been hit by a car. She was devastated and couldn't even get down the stairs to say her last farewells. So I hoisted up the dog and put him in her back yard with the help of James. Then people said "Wow, you are such a good person!" and I just want to bury myself right there with Frosty. How on earth would you consider me a "good person" for that? What I did should have been expected from ANYONE. It's called an OBLIGATION! Not an option. Now I cant stop battling myself with the issues of how the world fucking sucks. So, I stayed up late and then failed the final I took today. Like I said. The world sucks sometimes. But thanks to this blog, at least I can write it out and send it to the universe (where absolutely NOBODY will read it because why the FUCK would anyone want to read about carrying a dead dog to some one's back yard)

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

I has cheezeburgers are the best...

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Jillian Michaels...

Is bisexual! Horray for celebrity bisexual women being honest and true to themselves and the public!!! WOOP WOOP!

BTW, her girlfriend is HOT! Oh. and Jillian too :)

Chicken and Dumplings

Crock pot chicken and dumplins.... the best/easiest most awesome crock pot dinner ever!


One can of cream of mushroom soup

Two cans of cream of chicken soup

1-1 1/2 cups of whole milk

2 cups of frozen peas/carrots

1-2 large cans of chicken

Salt and Pepper

Dash of garlic powder

*One time I had a small frozen pot pie and I threw it in there... YUM!

Cover and cook in your crock pot on HIGH for about an hour and a half...

THEN about twenty or so min before time is up, tear up some canned biscuts and throw 'em in there.

And viola!!

Monday, April 26, 2010


Never been so proud of a decapitated
ostrich head in my life.

Sg. Tippington does it again

Oh Sgt. Tippington why are you so silly? Seriously though,
why do cats always get into the weirdest places?!
fantastic! Go James!

So what?

So what if I have four cats in a 500 square foot apartment? So what if I'm a crazy cat lady. fuck it.